Have any of you ever been to the movies and the people start clapping? I just don't get it. You sit through a movie and then at the end, a bunch of people start clapping. Like they've just seen a fucking play or something. What do they think the people are going to come out of the god damn screen and take a bow? I just want to grab those retards, throw them against the wall and scream, "THEY CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU!!!" Followed by beating them severely with their cell phone. Because you know that the same assholes that were clapping are the ones that were texting and talking on their fucking phones through the whole fucking movie.
I agree with you. Clapping? What the fuck? This is where coming in with a flame thrower would be appropriate. Stand at the back of the theater and crank that bitch up. Than you'd need to start yelling, "Clap now, Bitches! Oh, are you in pain from the heat?" Also, I want to see Thomas Jane nude, for he is Lord.
ReplyDeleteI agree as well. Keep your fuckin mouth shut while at the show. There is no audience participation. . Unless they show the dog alive again from Kick Boxer. That fucker got shot & made it back- he deserved the applause. Otherwise watch the fucki movie and get the hell out of my way on the way out. And for my friends sake- use the fucking blinker!!
ReplyDeleteThe dog wasn't shot, it was stabbed.
ReplyDeleteRape should be legal.
ReplyDeleteAlso rape is funnny AND fun all involved.
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