Why Women Are Garbage: Part One

I could make an entire website out of this, but I'm only going to hit one of the issues at hand for right now. For those women out there that don't like to have sex when riding the cotton pony, I've got news for you. That's fine, but you better suck dick! Bottom line! And for those women out there that like it when a guy goes down on them but they don't return the favor. Put a gun in your mouth.

Road Rage II

Why is it that people feel they can blow their horn when ever they want? The horn in a vehicle is for emergency use, not for impatient fucks. I love it when I'm six cars back at a light, and when the light turns green the fuck behind me immediately starts blowing his horn. It's these same assholes that don't use their blinker, talk on the phone, and cut people off. Plus, "Why are you in such a hurry?" You assholes drive fucking slow as shit anyway! When this happens I'd like to rip out the steering column and give that horn blowing fuck the beating of a lifetime. Not to mention, shove that horn so far up their ass, that whenever they fart, you hear a car horn instead.

Movie Theater Hate

Have any of you ever been to the movies and the people start clapping? I just don't get it. You sit through a movie and then at the end, a bunch of people start clapping. Like they've just seen a fucking play or something. What do they think the people are going to come out of the god damn screen and take a bow? I just want to grab those retards, throw them against the wall and scream, "THEY CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU!!!" Followed by beating them severely with their cell phone. Because you know that the same assholes that were clapping are the ones that were texting and talking on their fucking phones through the whole fucking movie.

Thomas Jane In HBO's HUNG

For anybody who hasn't seen the trailer for this, you definitely need to. It looks like it could be one of the best comedies to come along in years. I know I'll be tuning in.

Fuck Ohio State

Need I say more. Bunch of no talent arrogant pricks.

John Ritter in Skin Deep

Religion

Is it just me, or does it seem like religion is shoved in our face more and more these days? If somebody's a religious person, then they should keep it to themselves. Not preach all their holy jesus on everybody that they feel threatened by. Because that's what it is. They're threatened by those of us who don't believe in that crap. I love the fact that these bible bangers preach about "love thy neighbor," and "thou shalt not judge," when they're the quickest to judge. They can put all the jesus fish and holy bumper stickers on their cars but those of us who don't buy into that crap aren't aloud to express our opinions? It's funny, church's don't pay taxes but they're always asking for money. I never quite figured that one out. And when they're not asking for your hard earned money, they're molesting young boys. What's done about that? Nothing. Never figured that one out either. I'm sure I'll have more on this subject in the future. Until then...

Road Rage

To start, does anybody realize that cars have turn signals in them anymore? Because it seems like nobody uses their blinker anymore. For one, not using your blinker can cause an accident. Two, it can cause severe road rage, which can also lead to an accident. Or a severe beating for that matter. Aren't the cops supposed to give tickets for that shit? I personally think that they should open up Alcatraz and fill it with zombies. Then anybody who gets pulled over for failure to use your turn signal gets sent there, with no close, no weapons...nothing. It's just a thought.